The Reformation Spreads: How The Protest happens across the Continent
Once Luther had spread his ideas and had a significant number of followers in Germany, there began to appear others who took many of Luther's teachings, made them their own and added their own interpretations.
Other than Orthodox Christians, all other Christian faiths have sprouted from the separation and protests against the Catholic Church. Anglicans, Calvinists, Puritans, Latter-Day-Saints, Lutherans, Anabaptist, all these Christian faiths are considered to be Protestant Faiths.
But who were these leaders elsewhere in Europe? What were they teaching their followers? What was the results of all these new denominations popping up?
Other than Orthodox Christians, all other Christian faiths have sprouted from the separation and protests against the Catholic Church. Anglicans, Calvinists, Puritans, Latter-Day-Saints, Lutherans, Anabaptist, all these Christian faiths are considered to be Protestant Faiths.
But who were these leaders elsewhere in Europe? What were they teaching their followers? What was the results of all these new denominations popping up?
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If you havin Church problems then dont blame God, son
I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one. VERSE 1 Listen up, all my people, its a story for the telling bout the sin and injustice and corruption I been smelling: I met that homie Tetzel, then I started rebelling Once I seen the fat Indulgences that he been selling. Now the Catholics of the world straight up disgracin' me Just because I waved my finger at the papacy. My people got riled up over this Reformation Thats when Leo threatened me with Excommunication. I warned yall that Rome best agree to the terms. If not, then you can eat my Diet of Worms! You think you done something spectacular? I wrote the Bible in the vernacular! A heretic! [What?] Someone throw me a bone. You forgot salvation comes through faith alone. Im on a mission from God. You think I do this for fun? I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one. Save me! CHORUS Ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one. If you havin Church problems then dont blame God, son I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one. VERSE 2 One Five One Seven thats when it first went down. Then the real test was when it started spreading around. Sixty days to recant what I said? Father, please! You've had, what? Goin on fifteen centuries? Oh snap, hes messin with the holy communion. But I aint never dissed your precious hypostatic union! One place at one time. Well, thank you Zwingli. Yeah, way to disregard that whole I'm God thingy! Getting all up in my rosary you little punk. Your momma shoulda told you not to mess with no monk. What you bumpin me for? Suddenly you sore. Keep that up, you'll have yourself another Peasant War. You blame common folk for the smack they talkin You aint even taught them proper Christian doctrine. With my hat, my Bible, and my sexy little nun, I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one. Save me! CHORUS VERSE 3 When I wrote the ninety-five, haters straight up assailed em. Now they only care whether or not I nailed em or mailed em. They got psychoanalytic. Now everyone's a critic, And getting on my case just because I'm anti-Semitic. Ive come back from obscurity to teach y'all a lesson, Cuz someone here still ain't read their Augsburg Confession. I said Catholicism brings a life of excess, And we all remember what went down with Philip of Hesse! But you forgot about me and my demonstration? Like you can just create your own denomination? We don't like this part, so well just add a little twist. Now we Anglican, Amish, and even Calvinist. I gave you the power, you gone and abused it. I gave you God's truth, you just confused it. Dont you never underestimate the s*** that I done I got 95 theses but the Pope ain't one. Save me! CHORUS Shout out to Johann Gutenberg... I see you baby. |
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Martin Luther's the name, but don't confuse me with the King I was just a simple man working on my law degree I was on the road home, and what did I see? Thunderbolt of lightning very very frightening me I was terrified, so I prayed to St. Anne I'm in a funk, I'll become a monk if you get me outta this jam I survived that night right and I gave my life to Christ Started living the fantastic monastic life And so I became a priest, I started to preach and teach But things that I was seeing were stifling me People dropping Benjamin's to be forgiven of their sins buying up indulgences, man is this what salvation is? Been spending most my life trying to buy my way to Jesus Christ Been spending most my life trying to buy my way to Paradise Church demanding money Money to atone Says the only way to heaven is indulgences alone Sorry Mr. Pope if this disturbs you on your throne But the bible that I'm reading says by faith and faith alone So I'll come knocking on your door with my 95 theses I finally feel alive give me a high five Jesus Satan can't escape me and the Catholics they all hate me Pope Leo feel free though to excommunicate me The diet of worms these peeps are getting extreme They're burning all my books and I'm next is the way that's it seems Let me guess, "The pope's the antichrist" that part you weren't so smitten It's lookin' bad where I'm sittin' (do you recant what you've written) There's a chance that my words were spake with aggression There's my confession (you have not answered the question) I will keep God on top I will breath, till I stop I will stand till I drop (will you recant or will you not) Noooooooooooo I can't recant Are you looking at my feet? Cuz here I stand It's neither safe nor right to fight your conscience man, God help me, down with the papacy, Here I stand, I can't recant. Amen. I can do no other Word to your Mother |
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